August242014

spoken-not-written:

(excuse me do you have a minute to discuss Twin Atlantic’s new album?)

1PM

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via no-suicide-joke)

1PM

I think I’m insane.

I have this really great guy. William. But I can’t stop thinking about joe. It’s not my place but I still get jealous. I still find myself thinking about us being together.

I am insane.

1PM

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

(Source: lisakitto, via ugly)

August212014
asleepylioness:

It all started because i forgot my phone. 
She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring in the bedroom and i couldn’t resist. I lifted my dress and took off my thong, crawling gently on top of him - i made it clear that i needed him. He was ready for me and for a split second we stared each other down. After that it was a frenzy of fingers, thrusts, kisses, and moans. I don’t think i’ve ever cum so quickly in my life. 
It was all such a blur. 
So, i confess i had sex with him while you waited in the car.

asleepylioness:

It all started because i forgot my phone. 

She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring in the bedroom and i couldn’t resist. I lifted my dress and took off my thong, crawling gently on top of him - i made it clear that i needed him. He was ready for me and for a split second we stared each other down. After that it was a frenzy of fingers, thrusts, kisses, and moans. I don’t think i’ve ever cum so quickly in my life. 

It was all such a blur. 

So, i confess i had sex with him while you waited in the car.

(via southernlittleone)

11AM
alice-is-wet:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

bowiesclockworkorange:

You always see young people naked together.
Well- here’s the hidden, beautiful reality.
We are forever- naked together.


^^^

♡♡♡

alice-is-wet:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

bowiesclockworkorange:

You always see young people naked together.

Well- here’s the hidden, beautiful reality.

We are forever- naked together.

^^^

♡♡♡

11AM

deefizzy:

thefaceofrabies:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

Oh my heart

aweeeee THIS IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADORABLE!!!!!!!

(via needlesandchemicals)

11AM

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

(via needlesandchemicals)

11AM
officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

(Source: marniethedog, via needlesandchemicals)

11AM
s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via needlesandchemicals)

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