August212014
asleepylioness:

It all started because i forgot my phone. 
She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring in the bedroom and i couldn’t resist. I lifted my dress and took off my thong, crawling gently on top of him - i made it clear that i needed him. He was ready for me and for a split second we stared each other down. After that it was a frenzy of fingers, thrusts, kisses, and moans. I don’t think i’ve ever cum so quickly in my life. 
It was all such a blur. 
So, i confess i had sex with him while you waited in the car.

asleepylioness:

It all started because i forgot my phone. 

She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring in the bedroom and i couldn’t resist. I lifted my dress and took off my thong, crawling gently on top of him - i made it clear that i needed him. He was ready for me and for a split second we stared each other down. After that it was a frenzy of fingers, thrusts, kisses, and moans. I don’t think i’ve ever cum so quickly in my life. 

It was all such a blur. 

So, i confess i had sex with him while you waited in the car.

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11AM
alice-is-wet:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

bowiesclockworkorange:

You always see young people naked together.
Well- here’s the hidden, beautiful reality.
We are forever- naked together.


^^^

♡♡♡

alice-is-wet:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

bowiesclockworkorange:

You always see young people naked together.

Well- here’s the hidden, beautiful reality.

We are forever- naked together.

^^^

♡♡♡

11AM

deefizzy:

thefaceofrabies:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

Oh my heart

aweeeee THIS IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADORABLE!!!!!!!

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11AM

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

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11AM
officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

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11AM
s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

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11AM

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11AM
thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

(via needlesandchemicals)

11AM

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via fuckupyouslut)

11AM
funkies:

akkilles:

Makes the cheerleaders look unrehearsed

GO OFF!

funkies:

akkilles:

Makes the cheerleaders look unrehearsed

GO OFF!

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